Three fans arrive at the dome early. Nonchalantly ease into their seats. Fan One “So why did we come all this way to watch this game?” Fan Two “It’s freezing back home.” As Fan Three takes off his shirt, revealing his team’s logo on his bare chest adds “What’s a little snow, the player afraid of getting frostbite.” Fan Two hands Fan Three an ice cold beer. All three fans begin to visualize they are back home, in thier home stadium (example Chicago)watching the players warming up. It begins to snow. The players begin to play in the snow. Off to the left some of the players are building snowmen. To the right some of the players are having a snowball fight. Directly in front of the fans one of the toughest players (example Brian Urlacher) is making a snow angel. A snowplow comes out and begins to clear the field, pushing all of the snow to one of the corners of the stadium, creating a huge snow mound. One of the players yells “King of the hill”. All of the players stop what they are doing and make a mad dash for the top of the hill. It’s a frenzy, players attemt to climb the hill. One of the teams quarterbacks makes it to the top. The quarteback throws up his arms in triumph. Out of no where the oposing teams linebaker (example Brian Urlacher) tackles the quarterback knocking him from the hill. As he peers over the side and emits a low growl he is knocked off the hill by the opposing teams kicker. (kicker only uses one finger due to the linebacker being off balance). All three fans snap back to reality. Fan Three puts his shirt back on, sits down, takes a sip of his ice cold beer and shivers. Out of no where a snow ball strikes Fan Three in the face. Fan two takes a sip of his beer and with a smirk says ” I didn’t see that coming.”

I’d like to see the fastest player in the NFL break a long run, and the referee run and pass the player.

This would be great for “GO FAST” or such a product.

A woman gets on a bus with a bag of groceries for a superbowl party. The bag has a bag of Lays Potato Chips sticking out the top. She sits somewhere near the door at the back. A guy at the front of the bus is staring hungrily at the bag of chips. When the bus comes to the next stop, he jumps up and runs past the lady, snatching her bag of Lays and runs out the back door of the bus. Lays…they’re that good!!!