Greatest hits:

This is the stuff that you might actually be trying to find on purpose:

 

Everything else:

Imagine that when you were twenty years old, you wrote down all the dumb opinions you had.

Then, imagine that you posted all of those dumb opinions on the internet.

Then, imagine that you kept doing that for your whole life.

Then, imagine that over a decade later, you still hadn’t taken any of those dumb opinions down.

Got it? Cool – that’s what this is: