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March 8 / The Unrelated Thoughts of Monday
Do you by chance remember that game where
you make your thumb and pointer finger into a sort of pseudo-circle and
hold your hand below waist level, and if someone looks, you get to sock
them in the arm? I was trying to explain this to two people yesterday
and they had never heard of it, and thought I was insane. I vaguely remember there being a word
you were supposed to say as you were punching their shoulder. Anyone?
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I, like many Americans, have seen ads for the Karaoke Revolution video game on television. What I want to know is - does it actually measure pitch with that microphone? That would be really, really great and actually useful if it measured pitch. For some reason I suspect that it doesn't. My guess is that it just measures when you start and stop a word, and matches it up to the lyrics. Otherwise it would be way too frustrating for the tone-deaf children of America. Has anyone played it? Do I need to do some investigative journalism and RENT it?
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Everytime I stumble across something in another language, someone tells me to 'babelfish it,' implying that this should be an easy thing to do, like 'googling it.' I always go to babelfish.com, and they always ask me for money to perform their translation services. This leaves me feeling dumb. Today I 'googled' babelfish and realized that I AM a moron, and should have been using babelfish.ORG all along. Unfortunately, the thing I was trying to translate today was in Polish, and babelfish.org doesn't appear to offer polish. If you were, say, researching an obscure dance 12" that was released in poland in the 80's and needed to translate a few key newsgroup postings from polish into english, then HAVE I GOT THE SITE FOR YOU! Here it is: Poltran!
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I finally listened to that New Trans-Am
record ('Liberation') that everyone is being all opinionated about, and
was amazed that I haven't read a single article that calls them out on
'biting' from Warp records' 'Bushwacked' mp3's. The links on the Warp site are dead now, but the mp3's can
still be found here and here. The
second is the better of the two. Compare to 'Uninvited guest' from
Liberation, which consists of the same idea over a bad midi track.
Good times. I've never been a big fan of Trans Am - their presentation
has always seemed like gimmicky posturing to me - but that doesn't
mean the album is without inspired moments - the tuned speech of an
anonymous weatherman on 'White Rhino' is pretty well executed. I could
have, however, done without the spoken 'Fuck This, My White Rhino'
refrain.
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Back before the Shins' 'Chutes
Too Narrow' came out, I remember hearing that they were working on a documentary on
the making of the album. Anyone know what happened to this? I see
there was once an ~ 8 Mb video file on their official site called 'Recording
in the basement,' but the link is dead now.
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Also: I decided that if I ever start a restaurant it will be called 'St. Dinner.' Not sure why, I just like that.
Comments
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It was called "burning" someone. My dad and brother still play this game with one another. They don't do the punching part, though. My fifty-something dad seems to get some supreme satisfaction out of "burning" my (30-year-old, mind you) brother. |
sarah / Monday, Mar 8 / 8:58 AM
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I thought the phrase wit hthe punch was "Made ya look!", which unevitably was said fast to soundlike "madejalook". |
joe.cwik / Monday, Mar 8 / 10:58 AM
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w/r/t karoke revolution, i saw a review on tv (g4)and it is the opposite of what you expected. it measures pitch, but doesn't recognize the word so much, so you can sing "la-la-la" on pitch and get a perfect score. i'm 90% sure of this, but i'd suggest renting it 'cause i heard it's a great game. |
wagz / Monday, Mar 8 / 11:41 AM
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Sadly enough some of us in our late twenties still play this "circle game". We have never used any sayings or words with it we just liked the idea of punching our friend in the arm as hard as we could. |
chris / Monday, Mar 8 / 11:44 AM
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Well, looks like I've been schooled in trivial playground roguery. I'm glad I never had to deal with that during my childhood. Although I did have to deal with it on Thursday, so Kempa wins again. Kempa.com - Always bringing back things that RULED in the 6th grade. |
Zach / Monday, Mar 8 / 11:46 AM
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just remembered netjack review it: "The game allows you to sing one octave above or below the original song..."
link
http://www.netjak.com/review.php/481
and yes, i have to agree with chris on this one. |
wagz / Monday, Mar 8 / 11:51 AM
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I love the circle game as well and have played it with many different people from many different backgrounds. Much like the old school game Tip 21 I have ran across so many different rules to this game, some of them are...
1.After punching someone you have to "wipe off" your punch.
2. Using 2 hands to make a bigger circle makes a 10 point bubble which gives you 10 free punches.
3. Holding both your arms together in a large circle and counting to 10 out loud activates a 100 point bubble. (This is best done standing across a room from someone because of the following rule...
4. Any bubble may be popped and the punch points are transferred to the other person.
5. If someone grabs hold of your finger while you are popping their bubble they get to hit you for the entire duration they can hold onto your finger.
6. All bubbles must be below eye sight (but theres also)
7. All bubbles must be below shoulder level (and even still)
8. All bubbles must be below waist level.
9. No bubble can be forced into someone's eye sight.
10. You can form a bubble and put it on your own eye which gives you goggles to look down and find potential bubbles to pop.
Thats all I can remember right now, but I know I've heard another 10 or 20 rules in the last few year. So if you break this game out with someone who didnt grow up in the same neighborhood, make sure the two of you are usuing the same rules or else a 100 punch burst could be coming your way. |
Rich / Monday, Mar 8 / 12:01 PM
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Yes, junior high was a wonderous place for all sorts of nonsensical games involving being hurt in some form or another. Someone needs to hire bullies to go torture "home schooled" kids so that they don't miss out too.
p.s. The circle game was on an episode of Malcom in the Middle (featuring the only scene in recent memory involving punching a boy in a wheelchair). |
Bill Haverchuck / Thursday, Mar 11 / 12:51 PM
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And if the 'looker' put his finger into the hole without you catching him looking he got to hit the hole maker.
Or was that a porn movie? |
Anne / Saturday, Mar 13 / 11:49 AM
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