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     I can't be the first person to come up with this idea, but I'm amazed it hasn't actually been executed yet. Maybe it has and I just don't know it.
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Verizon Logo: "Can you hear us now?"

     Do you have to have a specialized degree to be an advertising "Idea Man?"
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Adam, you have some good ideas. This is not one of them.

Sarah / Wednesday, Nov 24 / 11:27 AM

if you want to shoot it for fun, let me know.

joe.cwik / Wednesday, Nov 24 /  1:04 PM

Dumb... but creative i will admit.

Sara / Sunday, Jan 30 /  5:44 PM

I think this is a good idea, very creative. But I have a better idea that I think would be the most talked about funniest commercial of the day!! I wish I knew who to pitch it to ):

ron / Monday, May 2 /  1:06 PM

Yes, you need a degree to be an advertising idea man. What you did was branch off of an already used idea. You used the "can you hear us now" trademark, along with similar monologue. In order to come up with an idea, you have to have extensive research to back it up. Then there are many steps before it even gets to the creative/execution end of things. To create one ad, means you are a monkey... to create a successful ad campaign means you know what you are doing (and talking about).

Mike / Sunday, Oct 2 /  9:25 PM

I have a great car commercial idea, but haven't talk to anyone yet.
Nobody ever came up with this...
Will get attention from the whole world...

Johnny / Thursday, Jan 12 /  4:44 PM

Is there a department (within a business) that just focuses on developing commercial ideas? How can a person present their idea to a company?

Mario / Sunday, Jan 29 / 11:59 PM

that's the stupidest idea ever. 27 seconds of a guy doing nothing, showing no features of the product or promoting it in any way. you're leaving 3 seconds at most to connect the name and by then everyone would have turned the channel. don't pursue this any further. plus, you didn't even think of the idea in the first place.

Corey / Saturday, Mar 18 / 12:07 PM

I have an idea for a superbowl commercial for Lays Potato Chips. I was wondering how to get it to the right person for the idea to be examined. Well, I'll just post it here.

A woman gets on a bus with a bag of groceries for a superbowl party. The bag has a bag of Lays Potato Chips sticking out the top. She sits somewhere near the door at the back. A guy at the front of the bus is staring hungrily at the bag of chips. When the bus comes to the next stop, he jumps up and runs past the lady, snatching her bag of Lays and runs out the back door of the bus. Lays...they're that good!!!

Malana / Thursday, Nov 30 /  7:43 PM

I have an idea for a superbowl ad. This would be an ad for and energy drink or bar.

I'd like to see the fastest player in the NFL break a long run, and the referee run and pass the player.

This would be great for "GO FAST" or such a product.

J. Cotton / Sunday, Dec 17 /  9:47 PM

Superbowl Beer Comercial:

Three fans arrive at the dome early. Nonchalantly ease into their seats. Fan One "So why did we come all this way to watch this game?" Fan Two "It's freezing back home." As Fan Three takes off his shirt, revealing his team's logo on his bare chest adds "What's a little snow, the player afraid of getting frostbite." Fan Two hands Fan Three an ice cold beer. All three fans begin to visualize they are back home, in thier home stadium (example Chicago)watching the players warming up. It begins to snow. The players begin to play in the snow. Off to the left some of the players are building snowmen. To the right some of the players are having a snowball fight. Directly in front of the fans one of the toughest players (example Brian Urlacher) is making a snow angel. A snowplow comes out and begins to clear the field, pushing all of the snow to one of the corners of the stadium, creating a huge snow mound. One of the players yells "King of the hill". All of the players stop what they are doing and make a mad dash for the top of the hill. It's a frenzy, players attemt to climb the hill. One of the teams quarterbacks makes it to the top. The quarteback throws up his arms in triumph. Out of no where the oposing teams linebaker (example Brian Urlacher) tackles the quarterback knocking him from the hill. As he peers over the side and emits a low growl he is knocked off the hill by the opposing teams kicker. (kicker only uses one finger due to the linebacker being off balance). All three fans snap back to reality. Fan Three puts his shirt back on, sits down, takes a sip of his ice cold beer and shivers. Out of no where a snow ball strikes Fan Three in the face. Fan two takes a sip of his beer and with a smirk says " I didn't see that coming."

Grego / Wednesday, Dec 20 /  1:05 AM

I am not going to tell you my exact vision! I have numerous ideas for just about any commercial. My thoughts randomly fall in with the background music! From The Cure to Lionel Richie, I have the audio fixated mind to find the perfect song. I do not have a degree, but I am extremely well-rounded! Infiniti G, with one of the trancy songs from The Cure is where I would like to get started. I won't reveal the name of the song, but it would catch the senses!!!!!

Emily Hill / Sunday, Oct 14 /  3:44 PM

I am not going to tell you my exact vision! I have numerous ideas for just about any commercial. My thoughts randomly fall in with the background music! From The Cure to Lionel Richie, I have the audio fixated mind to find the perfect song. I do not have a degree, but I am extremely well-rounded! Infiniti G, with one of the trancy songs from The Cure is where I would like to get started. I won't reveal the name of the song, but it would catch the senses!!!!!

Emily Hill / Sunday, Oct 14 /  3:44 PM

I am not going to tell you my exact vision! I have numerous ideas for just about any commercial. My thoughts randomly fall in with the background music! From The Cure to Lionel Richie, I have the audio fixated mind to find the perfect song. I do not have a degree, but I am extremely well-rounded! Infiniti G, with one of the trancy songs from The Cure is where I would like to get started. I won't reveal the name of the song, but it would catch the senses!!!!!

Emily Hill / Sunday, Oct 14 /  3:44 PM

I am not going to tell you my exact vision! I have numerous ideas for just about any commercial. My thoughts randomly fall in with the background music! From The Cure to Lionel Richie, I have the audio fixated mind to find the perfect song. I do not have a degree, but I am extremely well-rounded! Infiniti G, with one of the trancy songs from The Cure is where I would like to get started. I won't reveal the name of the song, but it would catch the senses!!!!!

Emily Hill / Sunday, Oct 14 /  3:44 PM

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Gaylord / Tuesday, Nov 6 /  7:17 PM

Could anybody suggest some idea for IT(.Net, Java)Ad. or anything which can be related to IT field.

Regards

neelu / Friday, Nov 16 /  8:50 AM

Could anybody suggest some idea for IT(.Net, Java)Ad. or anything which can be related to IT field.

Regards

neelu / Friday, Nov 16 /  8:50 AM

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