Kempa.com - Not-so Frequently Asked Questions

	"Who are you? Do you have a profile on any of those creepy social-networking sites? I need to search it for clues."
	Yes! Here's a link to my MySpace profile. Stalk away.
	"This site seems like a big mess. Still, I'm way nerdy and want RSS feeds because your updating habits are so erratic. God forbid I miss out on the jewels that flow from your fingertips. Do you offer such a service?"
	Yes! Here's a summary of whats available. Main RSS feed - The Meat and Potatos of the Kempa.com empire. 'Distractions' RSS feed - The little links on the left hand side. This is the sweet stuff I waste my day reading. Flickr photos RSS feed - Photos I've deemed interesting enough to upload to my Flickr account. All three feeds rolled into one - Maximum fulfillment of all your Kempa needs.
	"I really feel like I should buy you a present. I love giving presents and I know how you love getting mail. I'm just worried that you won't like what I choose. Is there a handy listing of things that you want anywhere on the internet?
	Why yes, there is! I've got an Amazon Wishlist here. Reflect on my secret desires.