I can’t be the first person to come up with this idea, but I’m amazed it hasn’t actually been executed yet. Maybe it has and I just don’t know it.
FADE IN: CUBICLE.
BORED EMPLOYEE (ON PHONE): Yes. (LONG PAUSE) Yes. (LONG PAUSE) Yes. (REPEAT AND INTERACTS WITH CUBICLE FOR 27 SECONDS. CHECKS EMAIL, GOOGLE, ETC.)
Verizon Logo: “Can you hear us now?”
Do you have to have a specialized degree to be an advertising “Idea Man?”