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Adam Kempa is the 20 year old kid in the picture to the right of this text. In addition to spending far too much time on the internet, he attends Wayne State University's college of Engineering, the electric and computers program, to be exact (Motto: "If you don't have an ulcer, we haven't done our job."). He was born in 1980 in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma; and moved to Livonia, Michigan at the age of three.
He graduated from Franklin High School (Known throughout the district as "The school where students from wealthier schools go to buy the drugs"). If you were among the many who ridiculed him in the glory days of public education, and wish to renew your efforts; then this isn't the Adam Kempa you were thinking of. Otherwise, he can be contacted here.
He has been a minor computer nerd for a long time, dating back to the acquisition of the family's commodore 64, which was used for both running delightfully violent video games and rudimentary programming in the LOGO language. Later on he progressively abused 386, 486, and Pentium II machines; the pentium II being the most current. He knows enough HTML to cobble these webpages together, but not enough to optimize loading times or any other technical crap like that. He stumbled and cursed his way through registering the domain and server space that this site resides on. He works at Barnes & Noble. Or more accurately, he is paid to bear witness to the absolute cutting edge of human stupidity. Read all about it.
One of his primary interests is music. He has played in several
bands over the years, one of which actually travelled a bit and recorded some
official-type releases. He currently plays in a rock-outfit called "The Recital." Some of the music he has been an accessory to creating can be found here (Some of these recordings may cause unintended laughter): The Sugartunes (1996): "50% Off" (Realaudio / MP3) The Genetiks (1997): "Pregnant Nomad" (Realaudio / MP3) The Wiseguys (1997): "Runaway" (Realaudio / MP3) The Remington (1997-99): "Set My Hand on Fire" (Realaudio / MP3) The Recital (1999-?): "The Neighbors Feel it Too" (Realaudio / MP3) The Basement (1990's): "Manic Repression" (Realaudio / MP3)
His other primary interests include pissing
and moaning about how useless school is (ie "Why the hell is an
electric engineering major required to take both
biology and chemistry?!"), pissing and moaning about the fairer(?)
sex, and just generally pissing and moaning.
Adam's favorite image he has ever captured with a still camera or otherwise - is here. It is a picture of a man in an orange jumpsuit playing a bass guitar while his head is on fire.
His favorite thing in the whole world is when british people use the word 'quite' to agree. Example:
Limey Brit 1: "I sure would like to be out of school."
Limey Brit 2: "Quite." Why does Adam maintain this site? His stock answer is "Because I don't have anything better to do," but that isn't quite true. Whenever this site is undergoing alterations, it would be a safe bet that there is a stack of homework being ignored somewhere. Additionally, he spends an unhealthy amount of time on the internet, as attempting to reach him by phone will illustrate. Are you still reading? Umm. He's right handed. And he secretly reads Archie comics. Tell all your friends.
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