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Peanut Preserves

     A few years ago, I read ‘Double Fold‘ by Nicholson Baker – an enraging look at libraries destroying back issue newspapers and replacing them with often defective microfiche. In the book, Baker discusses both the alarming frequency at which this is occuring, and the inaccuracy of the science cited as justification (Propigated by microfilm and other such companies). As a result of all this, Baker started a nonprofit organization, rented a warehouse, and went on a crusade to preserve what was left of history’s primary sources – daily newspapers.

     I just found out via this messageboard posting that it was Baker’s collection that enabled Fantagraphics Books to assemble the strips necessary for producing their Complete Peanuts series. The first volume was released this spring, with the second (of 25 total) coming in the fall.

     Despite Baker’s best preservation efforts, however, there are several strips that may well be lost to the sands of time:

     “With PEANUTS 1953-1954 going to press next month, we’re setting our sights on PEANUTS 1955-1956. So far we’ve got all the strips gathered except for three very pesky missing Sundays, which we have only in truncated form (from the Nicholson Baker/Duke collection). If anyone by chance has any of these, let us know.

     These are REALLY obscure. I know PEANUTS completists/experts who apparently haven’t even been able to track down a microfiche version.

     The good thing is that the truncated ones we have were black and white, so they’re cleaner than color ones would be.”

     Those disappointed by Baker’s last novel ‘A Box of Matches’ (Me) can look forward to ‘Checkpoint‘ which is published on August 10th. The premise: Two men discuss an attempted assassination of George W. Bush. Oh man, call O’Reilly! This is gonna be a SHITSTORM of overreaction. His publisher (Knopf) has already released the following:

     “Checkpoint is a work of fiction by acclaimed author Nicholson Baker, a novella that explores the peculiar angst many Americans are feeling right now about their country and their president. The book is set up as a conversation between two old high school buddies. One of them, in despair about the direction the country is going, is convinced he must kill the president; the other tries to talk him out of it.

     Baker wrote Checkpoint in response to the powerless seething fury many Americans felt when President Bush decided to take the nation to war. “How do you react to something that you think is so hideously wrong?” asks Baker. “How do you keep it from driving you nuts? What do you do with your life while this wrong is being carried out? What are the thoughts – the secret thoughts, the unpublishable thoughts, so to speak – that go through your head?”

     Some people have rational responses. Others do not. Baker’s book does not suggest violence is ever an appropriate response. But in order to understand the reasons why a violent act is always a mistake, one must first look at the contemplation of such an act.

The dialogue in Checkpoint is angry, funny, pointed and absurd. All of it has relevance to our world. And it is through the conversation in this novel that Baker hopes to raise important questions about how we react to violence – both individually and as a nation.”

Great artifacts unearthed by the move, vol. 2

Log Hat

     This hat is great for confusing people. It has an illustration of a log on the front, and the word ‘LOG’ on the back. It was part of the ‘Ren and Stimpy‘ merchandising juggernaut.

loghat

Wu Eezer T-shirt

     When I was in high school, I made this T-shirt, co-opting the Wu-Tang ‘W.’ It once prompted a classmate to sternly implore that ‘Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothing to fuck with’ (Repeat).

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‘Dork’ T-shirt

     When I used to skateboard (badly), there was a company called New School Productions, who made this T-shirt. Classic.

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Weirdly Prescient Alien Workshop T-shirt

     Another artifact from my ill-advised skateboarding days is this ‘rebellious’ T-shirt, made by (former?) skateboard accessory powerhouse Alien Workshop. Maybe I should sell it on eBay as an election day uniform. I guess the fact that this is relevant just goes to show: the more things change, the more things stay the (HEAD EXPLODES).

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front


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back

Canadians before they were indie darlings, part 1: Neko Case

     Before Neko Case was a big shot alt-country star, she was the drummer in a band called Maow. Here’s a Moaw cover from Canadian weekly Exclaim. Neko’s the one with her heart being removed.

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Morrissey Pillowcase

     Coming soon to eBay! When I saw Morrissey on the ‘Oye Esteban’ tour, he had these for sale, and they were too ridiculous to not buy one. That’s right – a pillowcase that says ‘Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me.’ I totally forgot I owned it until I dug it up in the move. Prodigiously ridiculous. He also had branded condoms for sale on that tour.

mozcase

Canadians before they were indie darlings, part 2: Carl Newman

     Here’s another Exclaim cover, this one featuring pop wunderkind Carl Newman in an ill-advised post-Zumpano, pre-New Pornographers, pre-solo career project: Superconducter. Carl’s in the middle.

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MP3's of the week: Advertising Pop Trifecta

     A Beatle, a Monkee, and Harry Nilsson.

     My friend Zach Curd recently unearthed this bit of trivia on one of his frequent excursions into internetland – Beatles drummer Ringo Starr was hired as a spokesman for Japanese leisure suit company Simple Life in the mid-1970’s. Four television commercials were filmed, and at least two jingles were recorded. Singing backup vocals on the jingles: Davy Jones of the Monkees and pop mastermind Harry Nilsson.

     Obviously, this is the best thing ever. Mr. Curd quickly consulted the filesharing networks and managed to turn up two of the jingles, and one of the actual commercials. I present them here for posterity, and in the hopes that the other commercials, in which Ringo is said to encounter “unusual creatures while wearing his Simple Life suit and lip-synching,” will turn up.

Ringo Starr – ‘I Love My Suit’
From: ‘Simple Life’ Leisure Suits Advertisement (197?)

[audio:Ringo Starr – I Love My Suit.mp3]

Ringo Starr – ‘Simple Life’
From: ‘Simple Life’ Leisure Suits Advertisement (197?)

[audio:Ringo Starr – Simple Life.mp3]

     My pick of the two jingles is the Nilssonian ‘I Love My Suit.’ As always, I have included the lyrics below for your perusal.

I love my suit
(He loves his suit)
It keeps me warm
(It keeps him warm)
It feels so good, it makes me smile, it fits my form
I love my suit
(He loves his suit)
It looks so good
(It looks so good)
If I could wear it all the time you know I would
Well I’d wear it on the beach
and I’d wear it in the shower
I’d wear it every day and every minute of every hour
I love my suit
(Fade out)

     Below is a selection of the television ads that featured the jingles, wrested from the clutches of youtube.



(Download as .avi)



     Related: In the first episode of the Monkees TV series, one of the Monkees (Mike?) can be seen throwing darts at a photo of the Beatles. Does anyone know of a source for this image online, or have the DVD’s from which to grab an image?

The Future: Theft

     Kim Stahr, the person whose copy of Shellac’s ‘The Futurist’ LP recently sold on EBay for $810 emailed me the other day. You can read about the reasons this was percieved as significant in my previous post. Kim wrote:

     “Found out on Sunday night that my Futurist LP was stolen and sold on ebay for 810.00 and afterwards found all these websites discussing the sale and “how dare she” type comments. Just thought the fact that it was taken from me and sold might add a little spice to your archives.

Thanks,
Kim Stahr”

     Vindicated! More in the Electrical Audio thread.

Great artifacts unearthed by the move, Volume 1:

     The best magazine cover ever:

SWrollingstone

     Gamorrean Guard + Beach Ball = Awesome.

     Seriously, how has no one yet made one of those spraypaint stencils out of DARTH VADER HOLDING A MASSIVE BOOMBOX?! I’ve already done the hard part. Email me if you actually want to use it / improve it and I’ll send you a high dpi file.

darthstencil

Current Events

     I moved to Ann Arbor. Also: I’m playing three shows this week, and the rest of my time will probably be spent ‘settling’ and ‘sleeping,’ so… come to the shows and check back here next week. Details:

WEDNESDAY! July 7th!
I’ll be playing drums with The Pop Project at the Magic Stick in Detroit.
Also performing: New Grenada, Thunderbirds Are Now!, Rescue.
Get there early, we play first (~9:00).
$8, 8 PM, All Ages

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THURSDAY! July 8th!
I’ll be playing bass with The Recital at The Shelter in Detroit.
Also Performing: Ambulance LTD, and Robbers on High Street.
Get there early, we play first.
$8, 7:30 PM, All Ages

FRIDAY! July 9th!
I’ll be playing bass with The Recital at Stormy Records in Dearborn.
Also Performing: El Boxeo, and Javelins
Get there early, we play last.
$5, 8 PM, All Ages

MP3's of the Week – The Tribute Montage

     I’m in the process of moving this week, hence the silence. In the meantime, please enjoy this recording of Canadian harmony group The Sands of Time The Tokens and Steve Sawyer paying tribute to the Beach Boys (by lyrically name-checking just about every hit they had). The label for the 45 reads: “Dedicated to the Beach Boys With Love.”

     This seems to be the thing to do when you can’t pick just one song by an artist to cover, as
‘Tribute to the Beach Boys 1976’ is similar in both sentiment and execution to Harry Nilsson’s assemblage of bits of Beatles tunes: ‘You Can’t Do That,’ taken from his 1967 album ‘Pandemonium Shadow Show.’ I’ve included an MP3 of that song below, as well.

Tokens – ‘Tribute to the Beach Boys ’76’
From: 45 rpm single (1976)

[audio:Tokens – Tribute To The Beach Boys 1976.mp3]

Harry Nilsson – ‘You Can’t Do That’
From: Pandemonium Shadow Show (1967)

[audio:Harry Nilsson – You Cant Do That.mp3]

     AMG had this to say about the Sands Of Time:

     “Eric Baragar, Tim Campbell, Michael Goettler and Steve Smith organized the Sands of Time in 1966 in Ontario, Canada. The band recorded only one popular single, 1970’s “I’ve Got a Feeling,” and broke up in the early ’70s, but re-formed with vocalist Don Thompson (from Noah) as Bentwood Rocker.”

     Those who are interested can find futher information on the band here, and an official site detailing their 2001 reunion here. Information on all things Harry Nilsson can be found here.

      Also of interest is Rob Grayson’s assembly of bits of every Beatles song in alphabetical order [via waxy.org]. As usual, if you know of similar tribute montages, let me know in the comments.

UPDATE: I had originally credited “Tribute To The Beach Boys 1976” to the Sands of Time, but I have since been contacted by members of the band to let me know it wasn’t them. I’ve also heard fro Steve Sawyer, who sang lead on the recording:

“Hello,
my name is Steve Sawyer and I sang the lead as well as wrote the song “tribute to the beachboys 76.” The facts about the group that you have listed is incorrect, it was actually The Tokens of “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” fame and myself. I did an album in the earlier 70s called “The Chespeake Jukebox Band” which is about to be reissued by Revola Records.”

Aborted Criticism

     Last summer, when I only had one fake job (I presently have 2), I briefly entertained the idea of submitting writing to the local “weeklies.” The other night while “tidying” a disused hard drive (Hey baby, wanna come over and tidy some disused hard drives?) I stumbled upon the word file where I was working out my “samples.” Rather than delete them, I’ve decided to post the ones I finished here. Without further ado:


The Faint w/ Enon
(Live @ The Majestic, May 2003)

     I went into this show expecting a lot – having seen The Faint make their darkly-themed live show work so well on an early tour in support of ‘Blank Wave Arcade‘. After witnessing this performance at the Majestic, I’m not quite sure what to think. Part of the reason I was so impressed with them in the first place was because they were able to so effortlessly trigger the atmospheric effects (lighting, smoke) themselves, while still playing their instruments. In this new (post-no-doubt, post-electroclash-hype) version of the Faint, the band members are no longer bearing the burden of controlling the effects. Unfortunately, they’re not playing their instruments anymore, either.

     The visual element of the show has grown considerably since I last saw them, a development that is likely a direct result of their large-scale tour with No Doubt in 2002. The centerpieces of the new production are song-specific video clips, projected on two giant screens behind the band. Each of these clips is well thought-out and intimately integrated into the music, but the cost of this precision is reflected in the blatant abuse of prerecorded music. There are times when all four upright members are focusing the whole of their energy on dancing while their phantom instruments play on. That’s not to say that the band never plays their instruments — on the contrary, they all do from time to time. Roughly once per song, however, it becomes glaringly obvious that no one on stage is actively playing music.

     This new development has me a bit torn, as I am diametrically opposed to miming, but I really did appreciate the visuals – I felt they added a lot to the “show” as a whole. I just can’t help but feel that their synchronization to the music could be made slightly less precise, keeping the audience from being cheated out of a live performance.

     Complicating this musical moral dilemma are Enon – who opened the show, played all their instruments, and were very obviously having an off-night. I’ve enjoyed some of Enon’s recorded work, and have seen them perform once before. This set was easily the worst representation I’ve ever seen them put forth, live or otherwise. The Faint, as I mentioned above, were inherently stop-on-a-dime precise, and easily stole the show. I can’t help but wonder, however, what would have happened if Enon had been “on” that night – disregarding the fact that most everyone was there to see The Faint in the first place. For the average concertgoer, would the thrill of seeing a live band play a great set have outweighed the cold but crowd-pleasing precision of watching The Faint play bits and pieces of their songs to a backing track?

     Probably not. But then – I’m a cynic.

     Shortly after writing this, It dawned on me that our local weeklies don’t publish show reviews – just glowing teasers for upcoming events. I stopped working on the word file and it got “organized” into a remote corner of a drive that I later stopped using.

More fun with liner notes

Shellac’s ‘The Futurist’

     Shellac (Audio Engineer Steve Albini‘s vehicle for musical abrasion) had some fun with the liner notes to their limited-edition ‘Futurist’ LP. Click the image below for a legible version. A quote from this site sums up the concept nicely:

shellac

     “The Futurist is also referred to as the “Friends Of Shellac” record. Apparently, the boys did an album of music for some sort of dance production, and decided to press it to vinyl and give it to 779 of their closest friends.”

     “The sleeve is black with silver printing. The entire front of the sleeve is printed with the names of each of the recipients of the record. It looks a lot like the cover of XTC’s Go 2.”

     “The band apparently wants the record to not get into the hands of anyone besides the original recipient. Each receipient’s record has their name circled in silver ink. This is so that if any of them turn up for sale, the band will know whose copy it is.”

     The site from which this quote is drawn appears to be the reigning authority on this matter, having compiled an extensive alphabetical listing revealing who each of the Friends of Shellac ‘is.’

     One copy recently sold on ebay for $810, which is absolutely INSANE. The Albinos on the Electrical Audio Message Board (I’m sure someone else has already proposed ‘Albinos’ as a term for Albini devotees, so I won’t claim credit) have determined that the copy belonged to Kimberly Stahr – described in the alphabetical listing as a:

     “Designer, erotic film actress. Member of Louisville band Saint Christopher (Link?).”

     Several posters have offered their opinions of the sale in this thread on the Electrical Audio bulletin board, to which Albini himself posted the following:

     “Hey, it was a gift, and when you get a gift, you’re entitled to do whatever you like with it.”

     Awesome. If I were Albini, I would have bought it myself, so she’d have had to ship it back to me.

     This post was inspired by Fred Metascene‘s pointer to a page indexing every posting Albini has made on the Electrical Audio Message Board. Also relevant: Albini’s raised his rates.