Names Changed to protect the innocent.

Them: yesterday at work I found a package of herbal pills outside the bathroom

Them: and I cant remember what they are called, but they are to make you poop. and I was like BOO-YAH. that is SOLID PROOF that people come to barnes and noble to shit their brains out and not ruin their own toilet

Them: ALSO

Them: I saw the MOTHER of all turds in the second stall of the womans bathroom tonight. its the poop all other poops are afraid of. The power aisle smelled like poop.

Me: oh man

Me: that rules